• Great Presentation Skills
  Able to bullshit
• Good Communication Skills
  Spends lots of time on phone
• Average Employee
  Not too bright
• Exceptionally Well Qualified
  Made no major blunders yet
• Work Is First Priority
  Too ugly to get a date
• Active Socially
  Drinks a lot
• Family Is Active Socially
  Spouse drinks, too
• Independent Worker
  Nobody knows what he/she does
• Quick Thinking
  Offers plausible excuses
• Careful Thinker
  Won't make a decision
• Aggressive
  Obnoxious
• Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs
  Gets someone else to do it
• Expresses Themselves Well
  Speaks English
• Meticulous Attention To Detail
  A nit picker
• Has Leadership Qualities
  Is tall or has a loud voice
• Exceptionally Good Judgment
  Lucky
• Keen Sense Of Humor
  Knows a lot of dirty jokes
• Career Minded
  Back Stabber
• Loyal
  Can't get a job anywhere else