- Great Presentation Skills
Able to bullshit- Good Communication Skills
Spends lots of time on phone- Average Employee
Not too bright- Exceptionally Well Qualified
Made no major blunders yet- Work Is First Priority
Too ugly to get a date- Active Socially
Drinks a lot- Family Is Active Socially
Spouse drinks, too- Independent Worker
Nobody knows what he/she does- Quick Thinking
Offers plausible excuses- Careful Thinker
Won't make a decision- Aggressive
Obnoxious- Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs
Gets someone else to do it- Expresses Themselves Well
Speaks English- Meticulous Attention To Detail
A nit picker- Has Leadership Qualities
Is tall or has a loud voice- Exceptionally Good Judgment
Lucky- Keen Sense Of Humor
Knows a lot of dirty jokes- Career Minded
Back Stabber- Loyal
Can't get a job anywhere else