• They can't garnish what you don't make.
• Your life no longer compares to those annoying Dilbert cartoons.
• Chance to meet exotic male dancers in unemployment line (and do the Full Monte)
• Sleep all night . . . Sleep all day!
• Much like a Carnival cruise, every day is a holiday!
• If you push its buttons the wrong way, the remote won't cry sexual harassment.
• Underwear and a pair of Birkenstocks becomes your "Professional Attire".
• Reruns of Chips only shown during regular working hours.
• It really pisses off the in-laws.
• The only glass ceiling she'll be complaining about is the mirror over your bed!