• You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2002.
• You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
• You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
• You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.
• People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
• No longer content with merely photocopying your hand, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.
• You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.
• The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.