• Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
• Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
• Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources.
• "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
• To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
• You want to see if it's like the dream.
• So that -- with a little help from Muzak -- you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
• Splattering grease from deep fryer is really hard to get out of your uniform.
• People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
• Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned.
• Because setting the nation's monetary policy and keeping Andrea Mitchell satisfied requires a delicate balance.
• Keeps that snooty Ruth Bader-Ginsberg on her toes.
• Because the President insists when Hillary's out of town.