• "...and I especially thank you for my excellent boss, Amen!"
• "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
• "Auggh! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
• "Gee, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."
• "I was working smarter-not harder."
• "I'm doing the "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."
• "I'm in the management training program."
• "It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"
• "It's okay... I'm still billing the client."
• "Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!"
• "Oh, Hi, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands."
• "Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!"
• "This is a highly specific Yoga position to relieve work-related stress."
• "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"
• "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
• "You don't discriminate against those with Latent Atrophy Zymosis Yeast syndrome, DO YOU?!?"