• You're so tired, you now answer the phone with, "Go to hell."
• Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you scream, "Stop asking me all these damn questions!"
• Your garbage can is your "IN" box.
• You wake up to discover your house is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.
• You consider a 40-hour week a vacation.
• Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
• You don't set your alarm anymore because you know your pager will go off before your alarm does.
• You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
• Your DayTimer/WorkPlanner exploded a week ago.
• You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.