• Julius Caesar -- My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.

• Jesse James -- I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.

• Marie Antoinette -- My management style has been criticized, but I'd like to think of myself as a people person.

• Joseph Guillotine -- I can give your company a head start on the competition.

• Hamlet --My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.

• Lucretia Borgia -- My greatest accomplishment? After I took over the department, our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by one.

• Genghis Khan -- My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries.

• MacBeth -- Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?

• Lady Godiva -- What do mean this isn't business casual?

• Elvis -- My last boss and I...say, are you going to eat those fries?