Following are a few excerpts from an employee handbook...

• DRESS CODE:

  It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary, if we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers and carrying a $600 Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

• SICK DAYS:

  We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

• PERSONAL DAYS:

  Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

• VACATION DAYS:

  All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July 4 & Dec. 25.