After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation has determined the following results on Corporate America's recreational activities.

• The sport of choice for unemployed or jailed people is BASKETBALL.
• The sport of choice for maintenance employees is BOWLING.
• The sport of choice for line workers is FOOTBALL.
• The sport of choice for Supervisors is BASEBALL.
• The sport of choice for Middle Management is TENNIS.
• And finally, the sport of choice for Upper Management is GOLF.

CONCLUSION:
That the higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.