• You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.
• You decide to re-org your family into a "team-based organization."
• You refer to dating as "test marketing."
• You can spell "paradigm."
• You actually know what a paradigm is.
• You understand your airline's fare structure.
• You write executive summaries on your love letters.
• Your Valentine's Day cards have bullet points.
• You think that it's actually efficient to write a 10 page presentation with 6 other people you don't know.
• You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a performance review.
• You believe you never have any problems in your life, just "issues" and "improvement opportunities."
• You calculate your own personal cost of capital.
• You explain to your bank manager that you prefer to think of yourself as "highly leveraged" as opposed to "in debt."
• You end every argument by saying "let's talk about this off-line".
• You can explain to somebody the difference between "re-engineering", "down-sizing", "right-sizing", and "firing people's asses."
• You actually believe your explanation in number 15.
• You talk to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
• You refer to your previous life as "my sunk cost."
• You refer to your significant other as "my co-CEO."
• You like both types of sandwiches: ham and turkey.
• You start to feel sorry for Dilbert's boss.
• You believe the best tables and graphs take an hour to comprehend.
• You account for your tuition as a capital expenditure instead of an expense.
• You insist that you do some more market research before you and your spouse produce another child.
• At your last family reunion, you wanted to have an emergency meeting about their brand equity.
• Your "deliverable" for Sunday evening is clean laundry and paid bills.
• You use the term "value-added" without falling down laughing.
• You ask the car salesman if the car comes with a whiteboard and Internet connection.
• You give constructive feedback to your dog