• You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 3 different organizations.

• Your resume is in a diskette in your pocket.

• You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.

• You learn about your layoff on the news.

• Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.

• Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the developing countries' gross national products combined.

• It's dark when you drive to and from work.

• Communication is something your section is having problems with.

• Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.

• Being sick is defined as "can't walk" or "in the hospital."

• You're already late on the work task you just got.

• You work 200 hours for a $100 bonus check.

• "Vacation" is something you roll over to next year, or a check you get every January.

• Your relatives and family describe your job as "working with computers."

• Your business cards are no longer correct just one month after you receive them.

• You have every "Cup-A-Soup" brand known to man in your desk drawer.

• You have no hobbies that do not involve an electronic device.

• During any outside-of-work event that vaguely resembles a social activity, your coworkers outnumber your family members.

• You must fill in your own job performance evaluations and target goals because no one else really knows what you do anyway. Besides, the HR Department was outsourced last month.

• Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you've lost your bestjokes.

• You read this entire list and understood it.