Windbreakers Categorized
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The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts.
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The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
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The Proud Person: One who thinks hisfarts are exceptionally fine.
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The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts and then blushes.
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The Impudent Person: One who farts loudly and then laughs.
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The Scientific Person: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about
air pollution.
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The Unfortunate Person: One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.
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The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.
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The Honest Person: One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason
for it.
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The Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames the dog.
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The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
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The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve.
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The Antisocial Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
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The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.
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The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bedcovers
over his bed mates head.
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The Intellectual Person: One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's
fart precisely the latest food item he consumed.
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The Athletic Person: One who farts at the slightest exertion.
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The Miserable Person: One who would truly love to but can't fart at all.
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The Sensitive Person: One who farts and then bursts into tears.
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The Bruiser: One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt cheeks.