What do you say when you get a gift you *Really Don't Like*. (And does this work for Fruitcake too?)

• "Well, well, well, now, there's a gift!"
• "No, with all the hostile takeovers this year, I missed the big Ronco/K-Tel/Ginsu merger. Would you just look at that! What will they think of next?!"
• "Hey, as long as I don't have to feed it, or clean up after it, or put batteries in it, I'm happy!"
• "No, really, I didn't know that there was a Chia Pet tie! Oh, wow! It's a clip-on too!"
• "You know, I always wanted one of these! Jog my memory -- what's it called again?"
• "You know what? -- I'm going to find a special place to put this!"
• "Boy, you don't see craftsmanship like that every day!"
• "And it's such an interesting color too!"
• "You say that was the last one? Am I ever glad that you snapped that baby up!"
• "You shouldn't have! I mean it -- you really shouldn't have!"