• No longer signs paychecks in crayon.
• That new "Mr. Happy Meal."
• Distinctive odor of bourbon and stale cigars at personal appearances.
• Two words: sagging buns.
• Replacing floppy red shoes with floppy black wingtips.
• Now offering "Happy Hour" Meals.
• No longer asks women if they want to see his McNuggets.
• Instead of size 46 shoe, now takes a size 62.
• Gin has replaced make-up as his nose-reddener.
• That telltale bottle of Clairol Fire Engine Red #4 in his shower.
• Seen with Jack-in-the-Box at strip clubs stuffing fries down g-strings.
• Three kids injured in unfortunate stubble incident.
• Has a McBeergut.