St. Martin's Press had to pull a biography of US President George W. Bush off the shelves recently when they learned that the book's author is an ex-convict who served time in prison for ordering the fire-bombing of his boss' car. Here now are some others that we are not likely to see:

• "The Yiddish Guide to Loving Your Neighbor" -- Pat Buchanan
• "Get Out of Your Car and Walk to Work!" -- Stephen King
• "Creating A Sound Future: Building a Lasting, Profitable Career in the Music Industry" -- Andrew Ridgeley
• "Winners Never Quite" -- Dan Quayle
• "Spiritual Enlightenment Through Poverty and Humility" -- L. Ron Hubbard
• "For Better or Worse: A Guide to Keeping Your Wedding Vows" -- Newt Gingrich
• "The Feminist Mystique" -- Monica Lewinsky
• "The Buyers' Guide to Experimental Aircraft" -- John Denver
• "How to Find Just about Anybody Anywhere" -- O.J. Simpson
• "What Up? Communicating With the Youth of Today" -- Strom Thurmond
• "Mind Your Own Business! A Guide for Small Business Owners" --Linda Tripp
• "Black Like Me" -- Michael Jackson