Found in a scientist's trash can:

• 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
• 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
• 365.25 days = 1 Unicycle
• 500 millenaries = 1 seminary
• 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
• 10 cards = 1 decacards
• 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
• 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
• 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 Liter Hosen
• 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
• 2000 British Troops in Ireland = 2 kilohenry
• 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
• 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
• 1 trillion grams of brown marijuana = 1 Terracotta pot
• 1 million billion piccolos = 1 gigolo
• 10 rations = 1 decoration
• 100 rations = 1 C-ration
• 10 millipedes = 1 centipede
• 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
• 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
• 5 dialogues = 1 decalogue
• 2 monograms = 1 diagram
• 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
• 2 baby sitters = 1 gramma grampa