Not that we would ever see these, but it makes you wonder what would happen if the following companies merged...

• Polygraph Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler
  Poly-Warner-Cracker.
• 3M and Goodyear
  mmmGood
• John Deere and Abitibi-Price
  Deere Abi
• Crabtree & Evelyn and Apple Computer
  Crab Apple
• Zippo Manufacturing, Audi & Dofasco and Dakota Mining
  Zip Audi Do Da
• Folger Coffee, Detroit Edison and Rolex
  Folderal
• Swissair and Cheseborough-Ponds
  Swisschese
• Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil
  Honey, I'm Home
• Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining
  Mine, All Mine
• 3M, JC Penney and Canadian Opera Company
  3 Penney Opera
• Mattel and Pacific Gold
  Ma & Pa
• Sears Roebuck and Rogers Cable
  Buck Rogers
• Cracker Jacks and Maxwell House
  Crackhouse
• Luvs Diapers and Hertz Rent-A-Car
  Luv Hertz
• Knott's Berry Farm and National Organization of Women
  Knott NOW
• Federal Express and UPS
  Fed Up.