Not that we would ever see these, but it makes you wonder what would happen if the following companies merged...
- Polygraph Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler
Poly-Warner-Cracker.- 3M and Goodyear
mmmGood- John Deere and Abitibi-Price
Deere Abi- Crabtree & Evelyn and Apple Computer
Crab Apple- Zippo Manufacturing, Audi & Dofasco and Dakota Mining
Zip Audi Do Da- Folger Coffee, Detroit Edison and Rolex
Folderal- Swissair and Cheseborough-Ponds
Swisschese- Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil
Honey, I'm Home- Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining
Mine, All Mine- 3M, JC Penney and Canadian Opera Company
3 Penney Opera- Mattel and Pacific Gold
Ma & Pa- Sears Roebuck and Rogers Cable
Buck Rogers- Cracker Jacks and Maxwell House
Crackhouse- Luvs Diapers and Hertz Rent-A-Car
Luv Hertz- Knott's Berry Farm and National Organization of Women
Knott NOW- Federal Express and UPS
Fed Up.