• Most of the special effects involve Legos.
• View out the spaceship "window" looks an awful lot like your screen saver.
• Flushing sounds heard before waterfall scenes.
• Big chase scene marred by Hot Wheel^TM trestle failure.
• Something tells you that "Star Wars Episode II: Porky's Revenge" isn't a George Lucas production.
• Sociopathic slasher's weapon of choice: grapefruit spoon.
• That "LOW BATT" you see isn't a subtitle.
• Hard to believe an International Superspy would drive a Gremlin.
• "Computer generated characters" are created by combining a colon and parentheses.
• The boom mike is in so many shots, it gets over-the-title billing.
• During the dramatic shot of the ocean liner sinking, you can clearly see a gigantic bar of Ivory Soap in the background.
• Either that's a zipper or Godzilla has had a vasectomy.
• "Starring Tae Bo master Billy Blanks as Nelson Mandela."
• That "alien monster" looks suspiciously like someone's genitalia.