No matter what you're current job description, you're really an engineer if...

• choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.

• you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.

• the sales people at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions.

• you bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her birthday.

• you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.

• you can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.

• you comment to your wife that her straight hair iscollimated.

• you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.

• you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

• you know what http:// stands for.

• you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids' toys together.

• you see a good design and still have to change it.

• you window shop at Radio Shack.

• your laptop computer costs more than your car.

• your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.

• you've already calculated how much you make per second.

• you've tried to repair a $5 radio.