• "You want to use the fitting room or try this on at my place?"
• "Check it out -- this one's good for hiding body parts."
• "You know how we can offer such low prices? We buy direct from Wal-Mart!"
• "Try our new scent -- it makes you smell just like Regis."
• "Last night after work I got lucky on this couch."
• "Can I take a picture of your feet for my web site?"
• "I live in a dark, greasy space under the escalator."
• "For today only, you can pay for your purchases with hugs"
• "Have you seen a chimp in boys' overalls?"
• "If you're interested, I sell the same junk out of my van, half-price"