I suspect that many of these jokes were "borrowed" from the Top Five by Chris White. If you like this kind of humor, check out his site and definitely consider subscribing to one of his great services. It is not my intention to offend you but to brighten your day, so please remember that before you write me that flaming email. Anything listed like this is a new addition.
- 50 Useless and Random Facts
- ABCs that Make Dreams
- Absolutely Vital Things to Know About Taking a Bath
- Albums We Will Never Buy
- Altered Egos
- Bad Merger Ideas
- Bad Romance Novel Metaphors or Similies
- Bargain Kids Books
- Bobby Knight's To Do List
- Books We Are Not Likely To See
- Canonical List of Light Bulb Jokes
- Changes in California Under Governor Schwarzenegger
- Concerts We Will Never See
- Creative Ways to Say Someone is Stupid
- Dealing With Gifts You Don't Like
- Facts About Kids Born in 1980 and 1981
- Famous Last Words
- Forrest Gump in Everyday Life
- Great Signs
- He's So Mean That...
- Headlines From The Year 2050
- Helpful Hints for Life
- Hidden Meanings in Commercial Slogans
- How Many of Your Sign Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?
- How the Media Would Handle the End of the World
- How to Tell if Your Friend or Neighbor is a Werewolf
- How to Tell it will be a Rotten Day
- I'd Love to But...
- Important Warnings
- Indications Canada May be in Bad Shape
- Irritations of Life
- It Was So Cold...
- Jewish Country Western Songs
- Jocks Versus Nerds
- Kinds of Poopies
- Long-Term Effects of Listening to Country Western Music
- Lost Dr. Seuss Books
- Mergers
- Modern Lies
- New Slogans for Fast Food Restaurants
- New Year's Resolutions
- Offensive Wedding Behavior
- Overheard in 2999...
- Possible Metric Conversions
- Product Warnings
- Quotes from the 1950's
- Reasons Why the Titanic was a Bad Choice for a Honeymoon
- Rejected Game Show Titles
- Rejected Matzoh Flavors
- Rejected Motel 6 Slogans
- Rejected Names for Beanie Babies
- Rejected State Mottos
- Short of a Full Deck
- Signs That Ronald McDonald is Growing Up
- Signs the 80s Were Cooler than the 90s
- Signs the Ice Cream Truck Driver is Crazy
- Signs You Are at a Bad Figure Skating Competition
- Signs You Are Not Ready For Summer
- Signs You Did Not Win an MTV Video Award
- Signs You Have Invested in a Bad Internet Company
- Signs You Hired the Wrong Contractor
- Signs You're at a Bad Baptism
- Signs You're Watching a Low-Budget Movie
- Signs Your Amish Teen is in Trouble
- Signs Your Psychic is a Phony
- Signs Your Roommate May Be Stuck in the 80's
- Silly Warning Labels
- Slogans that Never Quite Caught On
- Surprizes on the Bob Dylan/Paul Simon Summer Tour
- The Beast
- The Biggest Lies
- The Giant List of Answering Machine Greetings
- The Great Fart Chart
- The Risks of Buying a Supermodel's Egg
- The Ten Articles of Duct Tape
- The Truth About Investment
- Things That Can Drive a Sane Person Insane
- Things You Don't Want To Hear in a Department Store
- Things You Should Never Say
- Things You Will Never See On Jesse Helms' Website
- Toy Disclaimers
- Trivia Questions from the Year 2100
- Types of Answers
- Unpublished Beatle Songs
- Useful Conversions
- Wal-Mart Wine
- What Those Credit Card Applications Really Mean
- Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
- Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road, Part 2
- Windbreakers Categorized
- You Are a Child of the 80's If...
- You Know You Are Addicted to Coffee If...
- You Know You're a Geek When...
- You Know You're In Trouble When ...
- You Know You're Taking Genealogy Too Seriously If...
- You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When...
- You Know You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer When...
- You Know Your Life Stinks When...
- You Might Belong to Generation X If...
- You Must Be Between 25 and 35 If...
- You're Addicted to Your PDA When...
- You're Really an Engineer If...
- You've Been Out of College Too Long When...