Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now.

• No beer,
  No booze,
  No bars,
  No television,
  No cheerleaders,
  No baseball,
  No football,
  No basketball,
  No hockey,
  No golf,
  No tailgate parties,
  No Hooters,
  No pork BBQ,
  No hot dogs,
  No burgers,
  No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
  No chocolate chip cookies,
  No Christmas.
• They wear rags for clothes, towels for hats.
• Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors.
• 24 hour wailing from a guy in the tower.
• You can't shave, your wife can't shave.
• You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

• The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times.

• Your bride is picked by someone else, she smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

• Then they tell you when you die it all gets better.

NOPE!!! NO MYSTERY HERE!!!