Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman

• A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
• Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
• A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
• You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
• A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
• When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
• A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
• A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
• A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man

• A Christmas tree is always erect.

• Even small ones give satisfaction.
• A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
• A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
• A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
• A Christmas tree has cute balls.
• A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
• You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
• You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.