"A Guide For Giving The Ideal Gift"
- For a Man: Something that can be assembled, fixed, eaten, or played with.
- For a Child: Something that can be broken, eaten, or played with.
- For a Woman: Something that can be related to.
- For a Teacher: Something with class.
- For a Dog: Something that can be eaten, chewed, or chased.
- For a Dentist: Something that can be filled, drilled, or pulled.
- For a Postal Worker: Something that can be licked, or stamped.