It is not my intention to offend you but to brighten your day, so please remember that before you write me that flaming email. Anything listed like this is a new addition.

• 20 Ways to Confuse and Upset Santa Claus
• A Cajun 12 Days of Christmas
• A Day After Christmas Letter
• A Guide For Giving the Ideal Gift
• A Kitten's 12 Days of Christmas
• A Very Bad Christmas Card
• Arkansas Christmas
• Barbie Writes to Santa
• Batteries Not Included
• Best Uses for Fruitcake
• Cat Christmas Songs
• Cat-Mas Season
• Chet's Nuts
• Christmas Controversies
• Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed
• Dear Santa
• Elf Pick-Up Lines
• Fractured Christmas Carols
• Gifts *Not* to Get Anyone for Christmas
• Gifts to Avoid this Holiday Season
• Guide to Giving Gifts to Women
• Hannukah Songs That Never Quite Caught On
• Holiday Shopping Rules
• If Major Corporations Ran Christmas
• If Wal-Mart Ran Christmas
• Ken's Letter to Santa
• Louise
• Martha Stewart's Christmas Letter to Erma Bombeck
• Mom's Christmas Letter
• Name That Carol
• Name That Carol, Part 2
• Notice to All Employees
• Politically Correct Rudolph
• Reasons Hanukkah is Better than Christmas
• Santa Pickup Lines
• Santa's Replacement
• The Beer Drinker's Night Before Christmas
• The Dichotomy of Jewish Mothers
• The First Christmas Letter
• The Grinch Test
• The Origin of the 12 Days of Christmas
• The Politically Correct 12 Days of Christmas
• 'Twas the Adult Night Before Christmas
• 'Twas the Day After Christmas
• 'Twas the Grumpy Night Before Christmas
• 'Twas the Night Before Cat-Mas
• 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.... in Legalese
• 'Twas the Night Before Christmas -- Italian Style
• 'Twas the Night Before Solstice
• Ways To Annoy A Roommate At Christmas
• Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than...
• X-Files Christmas
• You Just Might Be A Scrooge
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• Halloween Things that Sound Dirty... But Aren't!
• Trick or Treat! What's Your Sign?
• You Didn't Win the Hallowe'en Costume Contest Because...
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• I Am Thankful
• How to Liven Up Thanksgiving Dinner
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• Happy Fourth of July
• Summer Shoe Pledge
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• A Man's Guide to Surviving Valentine's Day
• A Redneck's Ode To His Valentine
• Love Bites My Ass
• Valentine Dreams
• Valentine Signatures
• Valentine's Day Greetings from the Mafia
• White House Valentine Poems
• April Fools