- Step 1 :
Go buy a turkey- Step 2 :
Take a drink of whiskey- Step 3 :
Put turkey in the oven- Step 4 :
Take another two drinks of whiskey- Step 5 :
Set the degree at 375 ovens- Step 6 :
Take three more whiskeys of drink- Step 7 :
Turn oven the on- Step 8 :
Take four whisks of drinkey- Step 9 :
Turk the bastey- Step 10 :
Whiskey another bottle of get- Step 11 :
Stick a turkey in the thermometer- Step 12 :
Glass yourself another pour of whiskey- Step 13 :
Bake the whiskey for four hours- Step 14 :
Take the oven out of the turkey- Step 15 :
Take the oven out of the turkey- Step 16 :
Floor the turkey up off of the pick- Step 17 :
Turk the carvey- Step 18 :
Get yourself another scottle of botch- Step 19 :
Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey- Step 20 :
Bless the saying, pass and eat out