• When ordering coffee at a shop, what size do you generally prefer?
  1. Large
  2. Extra Large
  3. Bladder Buster 2000 (c)

• What do you enjoy most about coffee?
1. The aroma
2. The flavor.
3. The chest pains.
• Finish this sentence: "When I'm not drinking coffee, I'm..."
1. ...thinking about coffee.
2. ...planning on drinking coffee soon.
3. ...eating coffee grounds.
• What kind of bean do you prefer?
1. Sumatran
2. Guatemalan
3. I don't care, JUST GIVE ME SOME NOW!!
• Finish this sentence: "Coffee makes me..."
1. Think better.
2. Feel better.
3. ttTTtypPPpeEE bettRReeRr.
• If a waitperson asks if you would like a coffee refill, you answer:
1. "Yes, please."
2. "Of course."
3. "Well, duh!"
• An extremely cute guy/gal asks you if they can share your coffee with you. What do you do?
1. Say, "Sure!"
2. Say, "No, thank you."
3. Threaten bodily harm.
• What best describes coffee?
1. Delicious refreshment.
2. A quick pick-me-up.
3. Life blood.
• How close is the closest coffee shop to your home?
1. More than three city blocks.
2. Less than three city blocks.
3. I'm homeless. I spent all my money on coffee.
• What's the worst part about drinking coffee?
1. The aftertaste.
2. Stopping.
3. Can you repeat the question? I haven't slept in four days...






Scoring:

All A answers get 10 points.
All B answers get 5 points.
All C answers get 2 points.

Score:

100 - 50 = You like to drink coffee.
50 - 22 = You like to drink coffee a lot.
20 = You could drink Juan Valdez under the table.