• Maternity leave would last two years...with full pay!
• There'd be a cure for stretch marks.
• Natural childbirth would become obsolete. {Eg: You want me to push this through WHAT?!!}
• Morning sickness would rank as the nation's No. 1 health problem.
• All methods of birth control would be improved to 100% effectiveness.
• Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet-trained and over the "Terrible Twos."
• Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
• They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute.
• Fathers would demand that their sons be home from dates by 10 p.m.
• Men could use their briefcases as diaper bags.
• They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
• Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.
• Women would rule the world.