• When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

• If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

• Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

• You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

• Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

• Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

• Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

• Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

• Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

• A pencil without an eraser may as well just be a pen.

• Don't say that the "Last One is a Rotten Egg" unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.

• You can't start over just because you're losing the game.

• All libraries smell the same.

• If you want someone to listen to you, whisper it.