• Drink molasses till you heave.
• Attend a Wet Bonnet contest.
• Tear a page out of the room directory and totally trash it.
• Throw a "Keg of Buttermilk" party.
• Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really hot Clydesdale.
• Get a tattoo that says: "Born to Raise Barns."
• Dare to wear a see-through smock to bed.
• Sleep in until 6:00am.
• Cop a glance, behind a checkout counter, of the front cover of a Playboy Magazine.
• Churn butter naked.