Some Daffy Product Instructions

Some Daffy Product Instructions

On a Sears hairdryer:
- Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
- Directions: Use like regular soap.

On a Swanson's frozen dinner:
- Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
- Fits one head.

On a package of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
- Do not turn upside down (printed on the bottom of the box).
On a package of Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
- Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
- Do not iron clothes on body.
On a bottle of Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
- Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
- Warning: may cause drowsiness
On a Korean-made kitchen knife:
- Warning keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
- For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese-made food processor:
- Not to be used for the other use.
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
- Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
- Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins:
- Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?

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