• She just did it all to meet Roger Clinton.
• "Bill CLINTON?!? All this time, I thought they were saying Bill *CLIFTON*, this guy I met at Starbucks! Hey, everybody, never mind, okay? My bad."
• Deal with Ken Starr included private "oral deposition" and "lap dance for immunity."
• Monica admits the President's DNA was on that blue dress, but she swears the stain was already there when she borrowed the dress from George Stephanopoulos.
• The President was really sorry there wasn't more room under his desk for snuggling.
• While in the throes of passion, Bill promised Monica Delaware and Rhode Island.
• The most powerful man on the planet is deathly afraid of teeth.
• She never actually wore a thong; her size 14 ass just made it look that way.
• It's damn near impossible to say "fellatio" without an "L" sound.
• There's a 200-year-old collection of Presidential chewing gum under the Oval Office desk.
• Pet name for the Presidential appendage: "Little Rock"
• Things really got confusing when the president suggested she, "Take a trip to Mount Vernon."
• She's a vapid, brainless dullard desperate for any pitiful shred of media exposure. And we learn some things about Monica as well.