You remember the story about Lincoln and Kennedy and all the coincidences of their lives? Well, let's compare Clinton with the Titanic:

• TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
  CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
• TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
  CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
• TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
  CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
• TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.
  CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.
• TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.
  CLlNTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.
• TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
  CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.
• TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
  CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.
• TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
  CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.
• TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
  CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
• TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.
  CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton's approval rating is at 70%.
• TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
  CLINTON VIDEO: Monica... uh, never mind.
• TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
  CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary.