• Spend more quality time with Chelsea and her 13 half brothers and sisters.
• Tour the nations' prisons to improve conditions, visit friends.
• Write book: "The American Presidency: An Oral History."
• Buy a Hooter's franchise.
• Catch up on eight-year stack of "Penthouse."
• Search for a new outlet for well-developed lying and cheating skills.
• Continue work counseling interns.
• Stop using fake names in personal ads.
• Take little Buddy out three times a day -- also walk the dog.
• Get to know those Gore girls better.