• Major Scandal during their presidency...
  • Nixon: Watergate
    Clinton: Waterbed

• The President's biggest fear...
  • Nixon: The Cold War
    Clinton: The Cold Sore

• Complaints toward the President...
  • Nixon: Carpet-Bombing
    Clinton: Carpet-Burns

• Their Vice-Presidents...
  • Nixon: His was Greek
    Clinton: His is a Geek.

• Presidential qualities...
  • Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger.
    Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.

• Things the President couldn't explain....
  • Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
    Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase

• Presidential Nicknames....
  • Nixon: Tricky Dick
    Clinton: Slick Willy

• Presidential excuses....
  • Nixon: I am not a crook
    Clinton: I didn't get in her nook