Announcement of New Cabinet if Things Get Rough:
| Secretary of Treasury | Charles Keating |
| Secretary of Defense | Rodney King |
| Secretary of Transportation | Ted Kennedy |
| Secretary of Education | Dr. Timothy Leary |
| Secretary of Health and Welfare | Barney Frank |
| Secretary of Labor | Anita Hill |
| Housing and Urban Development | Leona Helmsley |
| Attorney General | David Duke |
| Surgeon General | Dr. Jack Kevorkian |
| Drug Czar | Marion Barry |
| Chief of Protocol | Roseanne |
| Director, Central Intelligence | Geraldo Rivera |
| Director, FBI | Hillary Clinton |
| Veterans Administration | Jane Fonda |
| Space Agency Administration | Jerry Brown |
| Director of Family Values | OJ Simpson |
| National Endowment for the Arts | Madonna |
| Special Liasion to the Divine | Shirley MacLaine |
| Court Jester | Jesse Jackson |