• We're gonna add a Mike Piazza-style mustache to the Statue of Liberty.
• City ordinance says in Subway Series, the mayor bats cleanup.
• Regardless of who wins, it's just great to sit in the stands and watch sweaty guys hug each other.
• Finally New Yorkers have something to help us get over the loss of "CATS."
• Just think what this is doing to John Rocker.
• It's more proof that New York City is the greatest city on Earth!
• It's easy to get cheap applause by saying crap like that.
• I won't have that uneasy feeling I get when Don Zimmer's out of town.
• It's so exciting, even people who just moved here and are now running for senate can enjoy it.
• More business for the city's illegal knock-off T-shirt factories.