License Plates
- WUF WUF · · · On a Brown Rover
- KSNKUZNS · · · On the car of married first cousins in the South.
- 4CEFU · · · Force F*** you. I saw it on a car parked in my development once.
- 2QT4U · · · 2 Cute for you
- TUSKY · · · To ski
- TIHZ O · · · Another one that works in the rear view mirror.
- 4MYEGO · · · on a Porsche.
- BSSCLRNT · · · On a professional bass clarinetist' car.
- BANDLADY · · · On a high school band teacher's car.
- ORFFAN · · · On a car of music educator, who teaches using methods developed by Carl Orff.
- SEWBIZ · · · the name of my parents' sewing machine dealership, and they had it on their plates at one time.
- IDUNTOLU · · · Seen on a school principal's car. He was in charge of discipline.
- GGR OOM · · · on a Horse Grooming Company car.
- PN DCTR · · · on acupuncturist's car.
- 6UL DV8 · · · Sexual Deviate (This one almost got through.)
- JUNK · · · on a 1993 GMC (jimmy). It belongs to me. I'm a recycler of junk metals in Maryland.
- MNOPAZ · · · on a car that was filled with ladies who all appeared to be in their 50s.
- PBFT · · · Leadfoot. PB is the chemical symbol for lead
- SXIZFN · · · Self-explanatory
- ML8ML8 · · · I'm late, I'm late {for a very important date}, On a white Volkswagen Rabbit.
- N24PLAY · · · Seen on the street in Wichita
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FR8TRAIN · · · Freight Train - The nickname of a railroad enthusiast in North Carolina
- PONU2 · · · P*** on you, too. No explanation necessary.
- PUR XTC · · · pure ecstasy, on a Porsche
- HANGMHI · · · hang him high, Plate are on a local Superior Court judge's Jaguar. This judge is known for being very no-nonsense.
- NOT OJS · · · on a white Ford Bronco, seen in Virginia.
- IBCNU · · · a large white Eldorado. It was clean and fancy. Was driven by a HUGE black man with leather, gold chains, in Baltimore, Md.
- 38DD · · · Years ago, I delivered pizzas regularly in a certain apartment complex, where there was a red sports car always parked with this tag. I'd always assumed the owner was a stripper. (It pays to advertise!)
- E-I-E-I-O · · · An old farmer in Monmouth County, whose name is really McDonald.
- BOXDOC · · · A local gynecologist in New Jersey.
- 3KUM966 · · · use your imagination.
- BN CATTY · · · Being catty. A Jaguar owned by a cat show judge.
- 2ISTED · · · Twisted.
- 2THFARY · · · on a dental hygienist's car.
- 2THAKE · · · on a Dentist's car.
- 2THFXR · · · tooth fixer, another Dentist
- ALWAZL8 · · · Always late
- I B A QT · · · I be a cutie.
- DRUMLRD · · · Drumlord, on a percussionist's car
- IFXOWEZ · · · I fix owies, Pediatric Nurse, and probably a Mommy
- NOT DADS · · · Seen on a blue new Porsche
- IC2ITUP · · · I see to it you pee, Urologist's car
- PPDOC · · · another urologist in suburban Detroit
- SMGLR · · · Smuggler, seen on a benz in Miami driven by a Jamaican
- ASK 412 · · · plates in South Australia
- I8A4RE · · · I ate a Ferrari, seen on a Vette in Connecticut.
- B8TZM · · · Beitzem - Yiddish for testicles.
- BOYCHIK · · · Yiddish for little boy
- SLAAB and SNAAB · · · both on Saabs.
- DAVOVO · · · on a Volvo
- 4NC8TR · · · fornicator, in Ohio
- ABYNRML · · · abnormal, in Southern Iowa
- 3M TA3 · · · think how it reads in rear view mirror...
- 10SNE1 · · · Tennis, anyone?
- 2C3DCME · · · vision therapist in Colorado
- BMFD · · · in Central Ill. "Big Mother F----- Deal?" you'd think? NO!! It's Blue Mound Fire Department! Oy...
- HAD1B4 · · · On a '66 Cadillac Convertible RU4692 = Are you for 69, too? On a '69 Pontiac Convertible.
- HD GIMP · · · On a Harley (owner uses a wheelchair, also)
- JAPHOG · · · On a Black / Orange (Harley colors) Honda
- NTHEDARK · · · In the Dark
- NTHELITE · · · In the Light. On cars of a person who works at photographic paper manufacturing plant.
- U4MEME4U · · · Self Explanatory
- IMGRUMPY · · · Self Explanatory
- IB6UB9 · · · use your imagination.