Ever Wonder the Truth?
- A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
- A perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.
- A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory.
- Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
- Character is like a fence - it cannot be strengthened by whitewash.
- Grandma's advice: Do your best and leave the rest.
- In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
- Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
- Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
- My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
- No one should live by the early bird policy without finding out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm.
- Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
- The measure of a man's intelligence is inversely proportional to the amount of time he keeps his mouth open.
- The trouble with staying at home is you never find out just how good it is to get back.
- When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Usually, that individual is crazy