• I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
• (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
• Nice legs... What time do they open?
• Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
• You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?
• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
• Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
• If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
• (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
• You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
• You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
• Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
• My name is ( )...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
• I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
• Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
• Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them?