Short, quick takes, often just a few words that are guaranteed to raise an eyebrow or cause a giggle. Look here for some great tag lines for your email or instant messenger. Anything listed like this is a new addition.

• Abbreviated Insults
• Actual Bumper Stickers
• Adult Bumper Stickers
• Anagrams
• Aphorisms
• Austin Powers Pick-up Lines from "Gold Member"
• Brilliant Newspaper Headlines
• Bumper Snickers
• Cubicle Wisdom
• Ever Wonder the Truth?
• Expressions for High Stress Days
• Feel like I've... (Deja...)
• Food For Thought
• For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously
• Fortune Cookies You'll Never See
• Geneology Quips
• Great T-Shirt Slogans
• Great Truths About Life that Adults Have Learned
• Hmmmmm...
• If...
• License Plates
• License Plates II
• Modern Philosophies
• More Bumper Stickers
• More Great T-Shirt Slogans
• More One-Liners
• New Phobias
• Not So Deep Thoughts
• Oxymorons
• Phrases You Can Use in a Myriad of Business Situations
• Signs
• Some of My Favorite Phrases
• Some Twisted Sayings
• Still More Bumper Stickers
• T-Shirts For Women Who Take No Crap
• Thoughts to Ponder
• What?!?
• Why Ask Why
• Year's Best Headlines
• Your Daily Moment of Zen