• The Yoko Club?
  Oh no.
• The German philosophy club?
  I. Kant.
• The Ford-Nixon club?
  Pardon me?
• The Alzheimer's club?
  Forget it.
• The Ebert movie club?
  Roger.
• The Groucho Marx club?
  You bet your life.
• The Peter Pan club?
  Never. Never.
• The Japanese theater club?
  Noh.
• The quarterback club?
  I'll pass.
• The Rhett Butler club?
  I don't give a damn.
• The compulsive rhymers club?
  Okey-dokey.
• The Spanish optometrists club?
  Si.
• The pregnancy club?
  Conceivably.
• The Procrastinator's Club?
  Maybe, next week...
• The Self Esteem Builders?
  They wouldn't accept me, anyway.
• The Agoraphobics Society?
  Only if they meet at my house.
• The Co-Dependence Club?
  Can I bring a friend?
• The Prayer Group
  Lord willing!