How can you tell what company an insurance man works for? That's easy... just watch to see who he sleeps with....

• 1st Insurance man - sleeps with own wife
  That's "Home Insurance"
• 2nd Insurance man - sleeps with girl friend
  That's "Mutual Benefit
• 3rd Insurance man - sleeps with chorus girl
  That's "New York Life"
• 4th Insurance man - sleeps with secretary
  That's "Employees Mutual Benefit"
• 5th Insurance man - sleeps with hotel maid
  That's "Travelers Aid"
• 6th Insurance man - sleep with woman next door
  That's "Royal Neighbors"
• 7th Insurance man - sleeps with old maid
  That's "Prudential"
• 8th Insurance man - sleeps with grandma
  That's "Old Age Assistance"
• 9th Insurance man - sleeps with nobody
  That's "John Hancock"
• 10th Insurance man - sleeps with anybody
  That's "Metropolitan"
• 11th Insurance man - sleeps with boyfriend
  That's "Odd Fellow"
• 12th Insurance man - sleeps with Charlie McCarthy
  That's "Lumbermans Mutual"
• In case anyone gets pregnant from all of this,
  That's "Industrial Accident"