How can you tell what company an insurance man works for? That's easy... just watch to see who he sleeps with....
- 1st Insurance man - sleeps with own wife
That's "Home Insurance"- 2nd Insurance man - sleeps with girl friend
That's "Mutual Benefit- 3rd Insurance man - sleeps with chorus girl
That's "New York Life"- 4th Insurance man - sleeps with secretary
That's "Employees Mutual Benefit"- 5th Insurance man - sleeps with hotel maid
That's "Travelers Aid"- 6th Insurance man - sleep with woman next door
That's "Royal Neighbors"- 7th Insurance man - sleeps with old maid
That's "Prudential"- 8th Insurance man - sleeps with grandma
That's "Old Age Assistance"- 9th Insurance man - sleeps with nobody
That's "John Hancock"- 10th Insurance man - sleeps with anybody
That's "Metropolitan"- 11th Insurance man - sleeps with boyfriend
That's "Odd Fellow"- 12th Insurance man - sleeps with Charlie McCarthy
That's "Lumbermans Mutual"- In case anyone gets pregnant from all of this,
That's "Industrial Accident"