- My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."- My Mother taught me MEDICINE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."- My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"- My Mother taught me ESP...
"Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"- My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"- My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."- My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.- My mother taught me ABOUT SEX...
"How do you think you got here?"- My mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You are just like your father!"- My mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"- My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."- My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."- My mother taught me about RECEIVING...
"You are going to get it when we get home."- And my all time favorite thing- JUSTICE...
"One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU..then you'll see what it's like."