How Things Would Be Different
If Microsoft Were Located In Georgia
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Their No. 1 product would be "Microsoft Winders".
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Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle.
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Occasionally, you'd bring up a window that was covered with
a Hefty bag and some duct tape.
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Instead of "Yes", "No", or "Cancel", dialog boxes would give
you the choice of "Aww-right", "Naw", or "Git".
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Instead of "Ta-Dah!", the opening sound would be "Dueling
Banjos".
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The "Recycle Bin" in Winders95 would be an outhouse.
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Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player, you'd hear "Freebird!"
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Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders95 theme song would
be "Boot Scootin' Boogie".
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Powerpoint would be named "ParPawnt".
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Instead of "VP", Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz".
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Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans
Am.
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Daisy Duke screen saver.
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"Well, the first thing you know old Bill's a billionaire..."
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Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor-Pull Simulator.
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Microsoft CEO "Billy-Bob" (a.k.a. "Bubba") Gates.
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"ParPawnt" would have a "Pond Scum" and a "Junk Yard" presentation
template.
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One wrong turn while surfing the web would send you face
to face with a 12 gauge shotgun.
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"This computer protected by Smith and Wesson" screen saver.
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Directions to Corporate Headquarters - "Down the road a block
or so".
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Microsoft Word includes a phonetic spell checker-"Hookt on
fonics werkt 4 me".