It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows eXP may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands.
The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS eXP with a background picture of the General Lee super imposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver.
Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse, My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption, Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys, Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard, Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive, and CDs are them little ole plastic disc thangs.
Other features:
Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.
A few terms may need translation:
OK ats aww-right cancel hail no reset aw shoot yes shore no Naaaa find hunt-fer it go to over yonder back back yonder help hep me out here stop ternit off start crank it up settings sittins programs stuff at does stuff documents stuff I done done
Also note that Winders eXP does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.
Some programs that are exclusive to Winders eXP:
tiperiter A word processor colering book a graphics program addin mershene calculator outhouse paper notepad jupe-box CD Player iner-net Internet Explorer pichers A graphics viewer IRS M/S accounting software IRS2 M/S accounting software with hidden files coon dog American kennel club records fishin Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records NRA National Rifle Association shot gun Remington Arms price list riffel Winchester price list pisstel Smith & Wesson price list truck Ford & Chevrolet dealers in AL by zip code house Nearest Mobile home repair service by zip code car same as truck just need two lists in Alabama cuzzins family history usually a 3 meg file tax records usually an empty file shells ammunition inventory another 3 meg file bud list of Budweiser dealers by zip code rasin NASCAR racing schedule includes list of TV stations that carry the race car n truck parts nearest Junk yard by zip code doc veterinarians by zip code