The following were found scribbled into the stall wall at Microsoft, courtesy of MAD magazine.

• Bill Gates downloads here
• Where do you want to go today?
  In the crapper!
• Microsoft Word Speelchecker RULES!
• Do not flush mouse pads down the toilet!
• To flush, press handle. You do not need to hold Control, ALT and Delete at the same time.
• The Basic Program
  10: Enter
  20: Lower Pants
  30: Try real hard
  40: If nothing, then goto 30
  50: If something then goto 60
  60: Wipe Butt
  70: Exit
• Stop writing these mindless jokes and childish insults on the walls!
  Yeah, that's what the internet is for!
• Why cant B*ll G*tes get dates?
  Because he's Microsoft
• -Rajeey has a 3 1/2 inch floppy! - Carl
  -Carl still plays with his wang! - Rajeev
  -Yeah, well you both program in DOS - Fred
  -Byte me! - Rajeev and Carl
• Your mother's so fat, it took me 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the web!
• For a good time, e-mail SUZIE@ohmygod/Im/about/tohave/an.org
• IBM we all BM