For those who are unaware as yet, your friend and mine Mr Bill Gates was hit in the face with a cream pie while in Brussels recently.
 

• "Brussels police department, how may I assist you?"

• "Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie."

• "Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?"

• "No"

• "Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your name?"

• "Bill Gates"

• "Country?"

• "The USA"

• "Native language?"

• "English"

• "Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use this number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the face with a pie?"

• "Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One person distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie."

• "We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face with a custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?"

• "Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any custard, so I really don't think it was a custard pie."

• "Have you visited the Prime Minister before?"

• "Yes"

• "Were you hit in the face with a pie then?"

• "No"

• "Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past month?"

• "Yes"

• "Any pies then?"

• "No"

• "Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come in again. I'll wait."

• "Just a minute.." <<CLICK>>