- Invited entire tech support department to play golf. Brought Melissa to complete the foursome.
- Steve Jobs started work today. The silverware looks great, but he doesn't do windows -- yet.
- The baby cries constantly. Maybe I'll buy Fisher-Price.
- Bought my first Macintosh. It's sooooo cute!
- Good day. Found over 15 bucks' worth of soda cans in the trash bins outside Microsoft headquarters.
- Bad day. Ellison sent back the heads of two of the three hitmen I hired, along with a note saying he ate the third one whole.
- Still ahead of Murdoch and Eisner. Yes!
- Reminder: 35-cent Snapple coupon expires in two days!
- Memo to self: Next time, when my wife says we need to buy china, she means dishes.
- Ran into Demi and Bruce. Upped my offer to a billion dollars.
- Seventh day: Rested.