• Catch up on gardening. Sew leaves back onto trees. Do all cooking for 2022.
• Freshen air in home by sliding a dozen Dr. Scholl's shoe inserts into heat pump.
• Make steel wool from mussel beards saved over the years.
• Spin silk cord to garrote squid; fill fountain pen with the ink and hand write staff their dismissal notes.
• Culture ancient DNA into dinosaurs for nieces and nephews.
• Make personal address books out of old phone books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of all the people you do not know.
• Review the Christmas '96 show and try to understand why Julia Child is much beloved even though her croquembouche was very much askew.
• Attend workshop on obsessive-compulsive disorders. Take verbatim notes.
• Gild lilies.
• Beat The Donald on the next try.